Dear planet Earth,
Sorry buddy people are talking, there is a lot of hoopla going around about this ‘global warming’ thing. You might want to see a Doctor and get rid of it.
But then again what is this ‘global warming’ all about? Well, I turned on the news and found out that it is basically a lie… yep. Not real and you know how I know? Because it is cold out.
Freezing in fact.
All across the US, which Earth, I am hoping you remember us back here, we are freezing. You should probably put on a coat or sit us a little closer to that galactic sized heater we call the sun.
Sure it is winter time and I expect it to be wet, rainy, and freezing across most of America, but really? Did you have to go and make it that bad?
Which brings be back to that global warming nonsense, so it turns out that someone just made it up, ha recycling and reducing waste. Who the hell needs to do that? Here we were about to make the world a better place for a lie.
But it got me thinking about what was up with that crazy idea? I mean who in the right mind would go spreading rumors like that?
Well it turns out that once I started reading some of that ‘science’ stuff, the claim goes something like this [please let me know if I have this wrong Earth, I wouldn’t want to be misinformed]. The more things we put up in the air, namely CO2 emissions and other ‘green house gases’ as ‘they’ call it [whoever these ‘they’ are] the ‘warmer’ the planet gets.
I don’t buy it. If that was the case I should be running around in shorts right now instead of trying to tunnel out of the snow pack.
But… and there is always a but in there somewhere for some reason or another. ‘They’ [who must know a lot apparently] also say that ‘global warming’ isn’t just about warming, it is about having increasingly stronger weather patterns and change in the climate.
That makes more sense to me.
Nevertheless, I wanted to go to the source and ask directly what you thought about all this. I wouldn’t want to start changing my lifestyle to better the future if the looming danger is just one big lie to help make the planet more sustainable.
Who in their right mind would want to do work like that unless there was something in it for me?
So any who Mrs. E [I can call you Mrs. E, right?] what do you think about all this? The people want to know and no one seems to think to ask you whats going on. Well I hope all is well with you! Tell Santa I was good this year, even if we are only eight days or so into it. Now excuse me while I try to tunnel out of my home.
All the best,